Dec 5

vidya names with Grog and Toast

  • Toast: remove a letter from a video game title and give a short synopsis on what it's about
  • Toast: example: Metal Gear Sold
  • You sell weapons and defensive materials
  • Grog: DOO: an immersive simulation in the streets of Paris where you have a job cleaning up dog poop
  • Toast: i'm dead
  • Toast: I'm laughing already
  • Grog: SORE: A training game for medical students who want to learn how to apply peptic salve correctly
  • Grog: Leisure Sit Larry: A simulation game about sitting around the house because you have nothing better to do on your vacation
  • Grog: MadWord: A brutally violent Scrabble clone
  • Grog: I could go on forever with this shit
  • Grog: QUAK: A gothic first-person shooter deathmatch game starring a cast of ducks
  • Toast: oh my goddddd
  • Toast: Josh is dead too now
  • Toast: good job you've killed us both
  • Grog: THE HOSE OF THE DEAD
  • Grog: zombies are invading and all you have is a garden hose and six gallons of water.
  • Toast: I COULDN'T EVEN THINK OF ANY AND HERE YOU ARE JUST BEING THE KING OF FUNNY
  • Toast: oh wait I got one
  • Grog: can I stop yet
  • Grog: WII SPOTS: use motion controls to treat acne
  • Toast: Person 4: You play as a second-year high school boy with the ability to summon ordinary people and force them to fight against monsters
  • Grog: the final boss must be defeated by summoning an accountant
  • Toast: ahahahhaa
  • Toast: fuckkk
  • Grog: Eat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise: A music-based minigame collection where every minigame is about food
  • Toast: Phoenix Right: A game where you play the role of a naive attorney that thinks everything is right, even the crimes
  • Grog: relatedly:
  • Grog: Ghost Tick: Because there's nothing better to do in the afterlife than play tic-tac-toe
  • Toast: Sonic Color: A game featuring Sonic the Hedgehog and some cute aliens, but everything is only in one color
  • Grog: I would probably play that
  • Toast: ahhaa
  • Grog: HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you play that.
  • Toast: ffffffffffff
  • Grog: BRAD: there is literally nothing I can say to make this exciting, it's a game where you play as a dude named brad
  • Grog: ASSASSIN'S CRED: you are a 16th century assassin who doesn't want to embarrass himself in front of his homies
  • Toast: I am
  • Toast: throwing my hands up
  • Toast: laughing
  • Toast: TEARS
  • Grog: Amnesia: The Dark Decent:
  • Grog: It's okay I guess.